News with Views
Some of the fees that the Stanfield Taliban have put in place to Fleece You:
Yet many of them are exempt from these fees themselves:
What follows is Our Informed Opinion and is based on a good faith effort to get to the bottom of things.
At least one Friends of Friends Network member had the $1.50 fee (exposed below) removed from their personal sewer bill, as witnessed by her son.
You see, there is a nasty little $1.50 added fee to your sewer bill, that $1.50 added fee was admittedly put there to fund the now long gone Robert 'GoldBrick' Harvey. We are now down to 2 Administrative Staff members from the original bloated number of 3, yet the fee remains, approximately a year later.
As mentioned above, this $1.50 fee was removed from a particular residents bill (as soon as it was invoked years ago), yet your $1.50 fee remains!
Reportedly, the extra trash can fee of $12.99 is completely bogus for most of us (as it was originally intended for multiple households on a single plot of land, not those of us living in a single house per lot.) The other originally intended victims of this R.A.P.E. (Revenue-Advancement-Project-of-Enhancement) extra trash can fee, was Business Owners and all was witnessed by a man we have spoken to, one who was at the original meeting. The Town 'reportedly' pays a 'flat fee' for all the cans we have, so this $12.99 per extra trash can is a total cash-cow of a scam and if you have an extra trash can at your house, you're paying it, but many of you don't actually owe it!
The Sewer Bill Late Fee is also a scam, from the time these bills are mailed out, on or about the first of the month, until the 19th, there is no $5.00 late fee, but if you slip past that, the $5.00 late fee applies. This results (percentage wise) into a 10% interest style fee for those of us with bills in the $50.00 range, but a 20% interest style fee for those of us who have a $25.00 monthly bill, etc. Even Major Credit Cards typically allow you 28 days to pay down your balance prior to invoking a late fee and it sure as Hell isn't 10-20%!
Between 2006 and 2007, Mayor 'GlitterBug' Barbee and his Bandits GAVE - $133,000.00 - worth of our tap water related valves, pumps and back-flow meters to Stanly County (Yes, GAVE it away), but we are still paying down that $133.000.00 debt and for items we no longer own, yet we are expected to maintain these hard assets - or at least help to do so.
The previous Administration, which included Rick Huggins and Mark Alberghini fought off all previous attempts by Stanly County to grab these assets, which they badly wanted - because it would give them control of the Town, via the water we need. As soon as the Coward in Short Pants Kevin 'GlitterBug' Barbee took over, he tucked tail and gave it all away, but you are still paying for it! So, don't you dare fall for his "Look what I Hath Done for Thee" B.S. as he claims what a good job he is doing paying down Town Related Debt, including hard assets that's no longer Our Stuff! This Water Related Hard Assets Giveaway is a Huge Scam, I would rate it as number 2 and only behind that of the now exposed Election Time Grand Gesture widely known as The 6 Cents Tax Scam.
These and other financial atrocities are why I...Brian Webb...
have signed up to run, as a Candidate for Stanfield Town Council, in the upcoming election.
For Crying Out Loud Folks, someone has to do something and the Bandits in there now don't seem interested or are they more concerned with hiding it, while speaking of how much they love you and the excellence of their Benevolent Deeds?
All of the above is made worse by the fact that Stanly County just popped Stanfield for an extra 5%
on our tap water cost! Thanks for all you do Mayor GlitterBug & Crew...Not!
Upon arriving at the most recent Stanfield Taliban Group Meeting:
It was noticed by the associates that Abdul-Glittershabaz Barbeezk had arrived early and once again shape-shifted into his alter ego of the Serpent and was apparently sunning himself. While quite alarmed, they simply backed off and called in Special Agent and new Sergeant Jimmiz Speciack FavAlli Schneidmohack to investigate. They did so, because they were not 100% sure that it really was Barbeezk or Hashish side-effects from the previous nights meeting on banning drug and alcohol sales within Stanfield.
Once the investigation began, it lead to Barbeezk's nearby and seemingly abandoned Camel, the following items of incrimination were discovered. A half eaten jar of Peanut Butter, a partially used container of Fat Bastard Cream, one partially consumed half gallon of Jack Daniels and strong Porn. Obviously, most of this completely goes against his phony Man of Honor image, so he was eventually coaxed off of the door and the meeting began. Since the Police Report was taken by Sergeant Schneidmohack, no official report actually exists, the date and time of the occurrence was changed and further claims have been made that his brand new body cam system was no longer recording sound. Except for this complicated start, the closed session meeting at their Temple went off without a hitch. Numerous gratuitous plaques were presented for unremarkable acts, additional Bridges to Nowhere were planned and more money was stolen from the local Infidels, via additional hidden new fees and fines.
So overall, a pretty normal Taliban Meeting. We will now wait 3-4 months to post the minutes of the actual meeting, as we normally do, so they can be edited, as needed.
Go ahead and laugh, you know it's funny!
....anyone without a sense of humor should try to develop one....
As I have helped expose here, within the many hilarious pages of StanfieldPress.com...
Kevin 'GlitterBug' Barbee is as bogus as the T.V. show Operation Repo and has the personality of a Lemon Tester. So, I had a new idea for this Stanfield Taliban section, called - Caption This!
For you West Virginia folks, that means poke fun. Enjoy.