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StanfieldPress.com  - is currently investigating a claim by a State Employee that Hukkum Hackaack GlitterBug Barbee finagled work that was done on his property into a situation where it was the tax payers of Stanfield who got fleeced instead of him.

We have also received detailed information involving reported immorality of a much more personal nature. However, we are not trying to be homewreckers at this point, so we will focus on claims that are the type folks go to jail for, once proven.

Bearing that ultimate possibility in mind, now that Barbee has gotten used to being called GlitterBug, he should consider answering to new potential nick names like - Sweet Cheeks, Honey Cakes, Sugar Plum, Hey Biotch or Muffin Buns.

Sound Bites in relation to Stanfield Press kicking our ass in the Information War

Taliban Update April/May 2015

We, the Stanfield Taliban, have installed an unqualified, but none the less new Administrator of Propaganda (aka Baghdad Bobbi) to be our front person. Whatever they says goes, it is the truth, do not question it and anything you hear elsewhere is an untruth. This person's first official talking point is as follows, as published in your local Weekly Disregard Post:


"I'd love for the infidels...err..the citizens to come in and find out what's really going on, if they hear something."

As you can see, that is why Bobbi got the job.


Unfortunately, the people behind Stanfield Press have located videos of our new Administrator of Propaganda, while wearing her Male Face Mask, (since we don't actually allow women in our group) and we must admit, this is embarrassing.

After only 6 months, we must once again renew our search for yet another Chief of Police for Stanfield. We just now freed ourselves of the latest incarnation, once we realized that he was a thinker and could not be trusted to blindly follow and agree to our way of doing things. 

Upon coming into office, Chief Beaver apparently identified a 'compensation glitch' that may have centered around a rounding down of fractional man hours worked, with the results being an accounting error that was very much in our favor (of course it was) and had been for years!

Unable to refute the claim, once it was identified and presented, we Stanfield Taliban paid out the large amount of money in question to the various P.D. employees, but in not backing down - Chief Beaver signed his own Death Warrant. Begrudgingly, we had to wait a while before we struck him down, as he had originally been hired with so much fanfare. So we waited, just like witches at black masses. The pick of the litter is what we claimed, he was our favorite of 23 applicants, we then held a Secretive Religious hiring ceremony at our temple, roasted flesh to eat and made the women to dance for him.

Once enough time had passed, we manufactured an excuse to rid ourselves of him, one that most observers didn't perceive as being that big of a deal at all. However, with an extra bit of smoke and mirrors, along with a dash of our special sauce, we pulled it off, while most of you slept. We are however suspected of making use of a Crisis Actor from an unrelated Police Department as a way of putting a cherry on top and making it all look official.

The only question that remains now is will this man be our next pick, will he be willing to live on his knees and do as we say or will we look for someone else? Only time will tell.

For all of the rest of you out there...It would be wise to remember that we Taliban take from you, not you from us.



 

 Beheading Video Image of Stanfield's Latest Police Chief. 

The Punishment for Failing to OBEY!