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Rick Williams is Stupid Ass Motherfucker!
Some Folks Just Never Learn
December 13, 2018 Update:
Apparently, ole Rick 'OBEY Knee pad Bitch' Williams has a less than perfect home life.
As reported to me, by a reliable source (including the comments of his neighbors), the police have been to Rick's place several times over the years. Reports of screaming and yelling coming from his rented home, abound. I'm going to be looking into this further, but have no reason to doubt my sources. Further comments confirm that Rick has no regular means of support, other than his wife. Rumor has it that Rick can't hold a job, most likely because his Hamster Wheel is turning, but the Hamster is dead.
My only remaining question is who is the aggressor in his home life situation. As mentioned above, in my earlier article, one should not bite the hand that literally feeds them! Rick should adjust his tantrums and suspected abuse to someone other than his wife and benefactor, but take me off your list - Fucker.
As I have stated many times before, everything this Crap Head has ever told me was a bald faced lie, everything. Therefore Rick, as I discover more and more about you, I find myself celebrating your system wide failures and ever worsening miserable life - by farting in your general direction.
Rick's existence will continue to deteriorate further, due to his own actions and deservedly so!
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*Now there is nothing wrong with talking to yourself, the problem is when you ask yourself - Huh? ....which Rick often does, and that's a problem!
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Just catch him out and about (probably humping peoples legs for votes, trespassing, poaching, stealing, lying, renewing his scam by-mail ordainment or doing sketchy political favors) and have a simple conversation with him.
You will discover what I did ~ on so many occasions:
* Him shifting from foot to foot and 'Tweaking' like he's loaded up on some type of pharmaceutical.
* Constantly interrupting with his proclamations of grandeur, even though he's a Pip living off his wife.
* Generally developing a blank look that comes and goes, complete with forgetting to blink.
* Eventually walking off in the middle of the conversation, because his mother board just shorted out.
Prior to him wondering off like an Alzheimer's patient:
Please notice the light bulb above his head and how it fizzles and sputters, fading in and out, while struggling for life, just like a 3 legged cockroach caught in a sticky trap.
As to his reported Dain Brammage:
I understand Rick was damn near Retarded prior to his reportedly being run over by a jet ski!
I can assure you he's acted Super-Extra stupid ever since. Rick should therefore avoid ever getting hit in the head again or he'll make the elderly version of Muhammad Ali look like a brilliant public speaker!
All Rick's big talk about a huge settlement over this jet ski event is bogus, like all of his other bragging.
As far as I can tell, the area of the lake where Rick got his Bell Rung was in fact a 'Commons Area'
meaning = (swim at your own risk, everyone can be there.)
I would therefore suggest, that the guy who ran over him was simply "White Enough" to help with medical costs, assisted by the fact that financed items (Cars, Trucks, Homes, etc) are required by the lender to be insured. That insurance coverage would include Liability, but unless the jet ski was in a restricted area
(verses say a Commons Area), true fault would be hard to prove or at least questionable.
I know of 2 people who were hit from behind, mangled and almost killed by an 18 wheeler.
However, when they went to make a right hand turn, they failed to use their turn signal.
The commercial truck driver and his Rig were insured, so medical coverage was available, but just like Rick's situation - no other settlement ever took place and never will, due to the overall circumstances.
The only money Rick has is whatever allowance his wife provides, during his various job losses and unemployment spells, lending further credence to the fact that Rick is a circle walking - mouth breather!
Seriously People - Tell me this Guy doesn't look like he just parked his windowless van with "Free Candy" painted on the side!
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December 6, 2018 ~ update:
Everyone who knows us both, or who reads this site - is aware of the fact that I think Rick Williams is: Nuttier than a Squirrel Turd, Dumber than Dog Shit, Has a Screw Loose (and it's the Main One.) Actually, he's a Fake, Phony & False (Poser) of a person. This Tick Turd has tried to make everyone think that he's a good person, a Minister (probably a scam by-mail ordainment) and overall swell guy...he's NOT.
Rick is so damn stupid, if you told him it was Chilly Outside, he would grab a bowl and a spoon and run out the door
So, here is what happened tonight:
I'm standing next to my Nissan, in the street, in the dark - checking out a low tire on my car.
I then walk back out of the street to the end of my driveway, when a car I've never seen - suddenly slows down and creeps up Gangsta Style.
The Window was down on the passenger side and I hear some Faggy voice (that I didn't recognize) say...
"Hey, Buddy, How's it Going?"... I look into the very dimly lit car, see the outline of a person and approach the passenger window at an angle and while keeping my distance.
"It's Rick Williams" says the Blob in the front seat!
I start laughing vigorously and tell him to "Fuck off"...at which point he goes Barking Dog Mad and starts cussing, throwing out random comments, calling me a Piece of Shit (well, he should know, since he's definitely one) and just continues to rant about this and that.
Once again, I tell him to "Fuck off" as I turn my phone on with one hand, while keeping the other hidden & holding something special. Let me just say at this point: (If anyone thinks they're going to try and hurt me, they won't believe what happens next.) Anyway, for some reason he blurted out some big dollar figure (somebody else's money, no doubt), something about my Fiancee leaving me (I haven't had one of those for 5 years), something about me being investigated (go ahead) and then a few more claims of my being a Piece of Shit...Blah, blah, blah. Basically, with folks out in their yards, etc...Rick was cussing like a French Whore!
* I think Rick's Plan...was to have me stick my head into the passenger side of his car, leave fingerprints on the inside/outside of the door, then slam his foot down on the gas pedal....thereby, ripping my face, head or neck off...then him claiming afterwards that I was reaching inside the car to assault him, etc...but I never got that close. (This Plan didn't work, since ole Rick could screw up a One Car funeral stuck in traffic!)
* Hey, Rick - Don't make the mistake of thinking everyone is as Stupid as you are!
So, let's address each of these claims of his - one at a time:
The ONLY Piece of Shit in front of my house tonight was Rick Williams.
The comment about "Being Glad My Fiancee Left Me"...(which I can only guess)
was some sort of an attack on my ability to keep a woman around, just made me laugh more!
(I'm happier than a speckled puppy born with two dicks - that she's gone!)
By the way, Numb-nuts...The Ex-Fiancee thing is old, old news!
I took my ring back 5 years ago and finally managed to run her off, as I've already described in our new
'Why You Shouldn't Get Married' topic section, she didn't leave.
I kicked her to the curb many moons ago, when her ass got as big as your fugly wife's!
As far as my Manhood goes: I've laid more Pipe than Exxon and Banged more High-end Gash than you've ever jacked off to. Last I heard, Brain Damaged Rick wasn't even gainfully employed, so let's wait and see what happens, when your wife dumps you, you know - the actual Bread Winner in your household.
I'm sure she'll be thrilled to see that your retarded ass got her an honorable mention in one of my articles!
You'll end up over with Blix Scummins, living in his attic and forced to suck dick in trade for rent.
Nobody likes you Rick (except Blix, after you slob his knob), I bet even your wife doesn't like you, except when you're sucking hers, which is probably bigger than yours!
Your comment about folks being investigated, shit...I've passed several full Background Checks
(State & Federal), former Law Enforcement Training and even Q-Clearance Level checks.
Rick went on to Yell other comments, but it was just a mixed repeat of what's been addressed here.
Then he slinkered off like the snake he is, probably due to being worried about being on Camera(s)!
Hey Rick, why not slam it in Park and get out, tough guy? You know, there are some folks who would gladly introduce you to Jesus for being a perceived threat. You need to get your head out of your ass and avoid potentially dangerous folks. Plus...No One gives 2 shits about you being a lousy Town Councilman either.
You're a Nobody...Rick, all you'll ever have is what you've got now and that's not very much.
So...Do the World a favor, take my suggestion and - Fuck off!