News with Views

On a Lighter Note  - we just received old video footage of a suspected much younger Jason 'Slugfoot/Craphead' Smith getting to 'reportedly' meet Steve Irwin just before his tragic death.

Key word kids is Pineapple!

In Other News:

Yet another demonic minion of Mayor GlitterBug Barbee, known to us here as Jason 'Slugfoot/Craphead' Smith - has made it into the local rumor mill headlines yet again.

Reportedly, ole Slugfoot just got hit with another Judgement to add to his growing collection, this one for $38,000 and generated by someone who made it onto his victims list. Not only is Jason a revolving son of a bitch (spin him around and round and no matter where he stops, he's still an SOB), but he apparently mainly makes his living by pillaging others wallets. The fact that this turd is still on the Town Council (in our opinion) is proof that the others are also corrupt, but just better dressed, for he should have been kicked off long ago. So, if Jason owes you money, you are now $38,000 further down the waiting list (not that he ever planned to make good on his various thefts, described by him as loans or misunderstandings.) Yes, pigs will fly before any of you see a dime, but I will be publishing the names and stories of other victims anyway, just so it becomes public information.

Jason has also been observed driving around looking for where the Police are and then warning his potentially drunk patrons, as they leave his bar at closing time. Shouldn't a Town Councilman at least in theory be a good guy and not a slithering scumbag who is trying to constantly work around the system and in this case potentially aiding in the creation of a hazardous situation for the good folks of Stanfield?

Seriously, you don't have to look at this guy or what he does that long to realize he is bad news for the Town, yet the band plays on while the Mayor and remaining Council members do nothing.

Editors Note & Opinion:

Apparently, I'm the last grown ass man around here to have enough Sack to stand up and call these jerks out for what they are and be willing to do so publicly. All of you others who sit on your hands and hope for the best should be ashamed of yourselves. You people need to get up, stand up, get involved NOW and throw as many of these Barbee Bandit types out as you possibly can in the upcoming election. For those of you who couldn't care less about twerps like Jason and just think I have a vendetta - get real, the point is that this asshole has the ability to generate changes and effects on your life and your wallet, because he has a vote and a lot of totally ridiculous and expensive ideas, all generated by a deviant and criminal mind.

In this months Mayor's Corner...(which will be posted in a couple of days)

We will be doing something different, that being an 'Interpretation' of what Ole GlitterBug is really saying in the latest Town Newsletter. Yes, unable to admit defeat and because he just has to swoon about his greatness, the Mayor has reintroduced the missing for months Town Newsletter, which is a mistake, because we can use his own words against him. Here we have a man who's last wish in life is to die in his own arms and what better way to worship himself than to drag the rest of us along, using Town produced propaganda. The Town Newsletter is Barbee's personal Blue Sky, Unicorn and total B.S. laden version of a Presidential fireside chat...paid for by more of your wasted tax dollars.

You are more likely to open a fortune cookie that says "you are about to die in 10 minutes from eating this cookie" than to have the Mayor actually address a serious issue that he has lost control of and there are several.

Sigmund Freud said that all men are great in their dreams, so can someone please slap the Mayor awake!

Happy Days are here Again:

If you are a member of the Mayor's Friends of Friends Network.

(what follows is our opinion, your results may vary)

Jimmy 'Special Favors' Schneider has been returned to full time status with the 'costs way more than they are worth' Stanfield Police Department. Jimmy will be the Town's newest Police Sergeant, but only until Cory Faggart can be railroaded somehow, therefore making way for Jimmy to return to his former position of Police Chief and the Mayor's Personal Assistant with a Badge. Mayor Kevin 'GlitterBug' Barbee is of course pleased, since Jimmy is a good minion, does what he is told, has shown himself to be morally-flexible and of course falls well within the Mayor's Not Taller than Me Police Department height requirement.

Yes, the first time I ever saw Jimmy was in the local corner store and I thought to myself "Damn, he's shorter than the Lance cracker display rack" and my opinion of him has gone downhill from there.

So, if you are a member of the Mayor's Friends of Friends Network, once again you can feel free to drive drunk, run stop signs, go the wrong way on a one way street, beat the snot out of your wife, wreck your car, put a couple of wheels up on the curb, have tickets vanished and generally avoid any wrongdoing from becoming public knowledge, etc. Yep, Jimmy is your man with a plan! Ole Jimmy is a real jewel, even though he probably couldn't get a job as a cop in a real town somewhere, he's perfect for the Mayor's personal security force...err, we mean the Stanfield Police Department.

I knew Cory (the current Police Chief) before he was ever a Stanfield cop, Cory is a pretty good guy, which is why he will get screwed over by the Mayor, sooner or later. Cory might bend a little in order to maintain employment, I'm not 100% sure...but Jimmy?...Oh Yeah, Jimmy would be 100% willing to do anything and everything to get back to being the Mayor's comfort woman. Yes, Jimmy will go far, he's the right man for the job, because he is a sell-out to the local Syndicate.

Jimmy used to be a good guy too, a regular visitor to the various Town Council meetings, where he would show up out of uniform and rail against this or that. Maybe it was some Man of Honor theme he was running or maybe he was a legit concerned citizen, but then an odd thing happened to his activism, he became Police Chief. After becoming Stanfield's Police Chief, Jimmy got into line, apparently sold his soul and was suddenly a true believer. During his tenure as Police Chief, Jimmy was such a Mayor's Boy that if we needed his penis it was either in the refrigerator or the Mayor's Man Purse. I personally witnessed Jimmy do a system wide stand down (not leaving the P.D. all night) after I came by in person the night over $200 of my Campaign signs were stolen, which turned out to be a theft the Mayor and his supporters were in on. I also witnessed Jimmy corrupt requested Police Reports, marking down certain events as being on a different day than they actually occurred on and yet other Police Reports (animal cruelty) that never saw the light of day. Why do I think he did these things?..I feel it's because the people I requested those Police Reports against were with the 'In Crowd' what some folks claim are the Local Untouchables, my name for them being the Friends of Friends Network. Yes, Jimmy is every bit as bad as other Barbee Loyalists, such as our former Town Administrator Robert 'Goldbrick' Harvey and Jason 'Slugfoot/Craphead' Smith. Having been added back to the full time force as the new Sergeant, our opinion is - that Jimmy is back in black and will yet again become a willing and compliant tool for our totally corrupt Mayor.

In Our Opinion:

With employees like Jimmy and a Mayor like Kevin 'GlitterBug' Barbee, we predict that the future of Stanfield will look something like what's in the video posted below. God Help Us.

Ma and Pa Kettle are tired of these Stinkers too!