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Oh My God !....

I found someone on YouTube that reminds me of Jason 'Slugfoot' Smith.

Hell, it might just be him from years ago...hahaha

Rumor Has It...

That Robert 'Mr. Butts' Harvey is actively in the process of distancing himself (as in, bailing out on)

Jason 'Slugfoot' Smith, in order to save himself.

Typical thing for a twat level friend to do, but certainly expected, since - well, Harvey is a Twat.

This will leave Jason with ZERO buddies on the Town Council/Administration, as reported to me by several 'watchers' who don't miss a beat. Face it Jason, just like in previous towns & locations, you have once again shot your wad and will have to move on again, as you have been forced to do before.

* (I know all about it, you have a lot of enemies.) At this rate, you may have to move as far away as West Hell in order to have any chance at a fresh start.

I also had a little birdie tell me some additional Extra Nasty Cheese, but we'll have to look into it a bit further to see if the Nasty Info Rating is juicy enough for the pages of StanfieldPress.

Ah, Jason - if you had just kept your stupid pie hole shut and let me walk on by......

but as Ron White says "you can't fix stupid."

An Important Message for Stanfield Singles looking for Love!

StanfieldPress is now hosting a Lonely Hearts Club, so that any of you single folks out there can find a special someone to call your own. The response has been quite good, unfortunately, most of the women who have come forward and joined are as Ugly as Homemade HooHaah. Take a look for yourself.....GACK!

No Pep in that Step.

Well, I saw Slugfoot walking down the sidewalk today, as I drove by.

He looked at me and I looked at him, seems that usual Smarmy smirk  was off his face.

It also seems he has yet another vehicle to drive around in and act like Mr. Big Shot.

Hey Jason, why not start paying back the folks you have dorked over, before you go blow serious money on a fancy pants work truck??

Makes me wonder if he finally realizes that the walls are closing in, maybe the new truck is so he can haul all his crap away, since moving away would be the best thing he's ever done for Stanfield. Then again, that would give me an excuse to start a sister website (wherever he moves to), say maybe a RockwellPress or a GastoniaPress or SalisburyPress......the possibilities are endless.

In the Mean Time:

Jason is randomly buying folks Breakfast at the Wayside restaurant, so try to catch him there around 8:00 and present him with your bill. This 'Food Gesture' will do him about as much good as the Dog Poop & Jake Brake ordinances, that he proposed. This was brought to my attention by someone who did not wish to have him do so and was actually offended by it.

More proof that it seems Jason could screw up a one car funeral.

And Another Thing - Slugfoot!

I know all about your so-called Monroe Mafia or Gaggle of 'Friends who do Favors' - folks you know from back when you lived in Monroe. You've made the mistake of talking about them in the past and I have been told. Since you are obviously dumber than Dog Crap you might well make the mistake of sending them my way. You'll be suspect # 1 with Law Enforcement from outside of the County, Men with Badges that owe you nothing, so Go Ahead....Make My Day.

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Newest Nasty Cheese on this Twerp.

Well, Numbnuts is at it again (bogus 'look at me') grand gestures.

Judas Priest.

Jason Smith, who they are doing their best to redeem (too late), has made yet another dumb ass suggestion over putting in bike rider lanes from Hwy. 200 to River Road all the way down Love Chapel. We don't have that many bike riders, in fact we apparently don't even do the annual Kids Bike Ride anymore. The Loves Chapel Road stretch is not wide enough for sidewalks (that spilled out into the road, causing a loss of lane width) AND bike lanes, I seem to recall it was even suggested to have them coming and going and therefore no one could park on the road anymore. Only last year - we had a woman seriously injured in a hit and run, while riding a bike, thankfully the bad guy ended up with a flat tire and was caught a short distance away from the crime trying to put on his spare.

There is too much traffic on Loves Chapel Road nowadays (I should know, I have lived on it for 20 years), so why promote a target rich environment by adding bike lanes! Just like Dog Poop rules and Jake Brake ordinances - this is yet another stupid suggestion that could only come from Jason Slugfoot Smith.

It is also yet another frivolous waste of taxpayer funds that could probably generate  $ kick-backs to one or more persons?? Those No-Bid job contacts sure are sweet!

* (my opinion and of course just me thinking out loud.)

But alas, He's not fooling anyone - anymore.

In other News - Jason was quoted recently as lamenting Low-Informed people, in relation to, ordinances that he has suggested. Even though that term (Low-Informed) is not proper English, 'it is my opinion' that Jason actually LOVES Low-Informed people, without them (former Investors & potential future  Customers/Victims) he would starve to death.

Buyer Beware!

Sunday (3/9/14)

Jason Slugfoot Smith came back today, so I will post the following info:

* A note to me, from Jason - that was stuck to my door on Saturday the 8th, via the use of an already there FedEx 'missed package delivery' notice.

* My note to him 'that I stuck on my front door on the 9th' about staying away and how speaking to him is an utter waste of time.

* Mayor Glitter Bug Barbee doesn't like dealing with anyone who is not a  member of his shrinking Fan Club, but HE should be the one knocking on my door, because HE is the one who allowed things to get to this point!

Jason Slugfoot Smith came a knockin today.

On my front door, several times in fact and even left a note. Why this son of a mother thinks I want to speak with him (or would believe a word he had to say) is beyond me - as I am officially 'A Bridge Too Far.'

I understand that salt is a good way to protect your porch and steps from slugs, therefore, it looks like I will be needing some. Mr. GladHand will make no inroads with me, it's too late, don't even bother.

Just seeing this guy makes we want to go take a bleach bath, there is just something greasy about him, he really is a most despicable sort. At the time of his demise, I feel sure that he will once again snuggle lovingly under the jagged wing of his spiritual father, Lucifer.

So, listen up Jason Slugfoot Craphead GladHand Smith - keep your ass off of my porch, keep your ass out of my yard, don't go near my woman, cars, pets, doors or windows. You are hereby notified that I will consider any of the above as trespass and am doing so with the public as my witness. I mean you no physical harm, but if I am approached in a threatening manner - you won't believe what happens next.

I would consider it a great service to the Stanfield Community (your only one so far), if you would pack your Gypsy Wagon and drive away, not to be seen again and I am NOT the only one who feels that way.

My opinion of you is that You are a snake, a liar, a crook, a jerk, an unclean beast, criminal minded, abusive, predatory, imperious, scummy, sleazy, morally-flexible and the biggest CrapHead I have ever seen.

If it was determined that my spit had wonderous healing powers - I wouldn't spritz on you to save your life.

You have no business being a Town Councilman and that the others allow you to remain is a mystery to a growing number of good folk, here in Stanfield.

So, don't keep dropping by, because if you told me it was daylight outside, I would go out and look up to confirm it.

Due to his inaction and allowing both to remain:

Jason Slugfoot Smith & Robert Mr. Butts Harvey will be the downfall of Mayor Glitter Bug Barbee.

- They that sow the wind shall reap the whirlwind -